The Empire of Eats is a new comedic fantasy series with a culinary twist! These quick read novellas are lighthearted, absurd, food-themed fun in a D&D/jRPG flavored world. There are lots of tropes, and even more bad puns. The diverse ensemble cast is all queer, and later in the series, there’ll be a slow-burn ace sapphic romance subplot. Sounds great, right?

PARTY OF FOOLS is the first novella in this series. This purchase gives you an immediate download of the .epub file, which you can load onto your favorite app or device, using the manufacturer’s instructions.

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From the back of the book:

Ale's Well That Ends Well...

Resistance members Reed Thorley and Gladys the Destroyer can't believe their luck when the Immortal Emperor herself wanders into their favorite bar, unguarded and playacting an ordinary citizen. This is their chance to give the rebellion the upper hand against the Empire—after a few pints, of course. The middle-aged halfling musician and his elderly barbarian partner are seasoned enough to know that when Emperor Vallora invites them to join her worldwide food tour, their best bet is to say “Yes, chef!” and wait for an opportunity to strike.

But hot as a greased griddle behind them comes Captain Andromeda Stagge, Vallora’s personal bodyguard, intent on returning the Emperor to the palace. She's only doing her job. She isn't pissed off at being left behind. It's not as if the Emperor is her only real friend, given the difficulty of fitting in when you're a 200-year-old autistic elf from a lower-class socioeconomic background. It isn't that at all!

Vallora's worldwide food tour hinges on her ability to escape the capital city with Reed and Gladys without being caught. The Emperor isn’t supposed to be sampling local cheeses in the company of commoners. Though why the most powerful person in the Endless Empire needs to be under lock and key in Zenith Palace is anyone’s guess…

Join the party on this brand new adventure comedy as the chase ensues. Make sure you have some good food on hand, because you're bound to get hungry along the way.